Remember the sister in "Sixteen Candles" on her wedding day?

I am certain that Emily Post would turn over in her grave if she actually saw me sliding out of my chair this way at a bridal shower in my honor. But, then, i'm also fairly certain that if Emily Post paid really close attention to me in my daily life, she'd pretty much look like a pig roasting on a spit in her grave for all the turning she'd be doing! I was doing my very best considering my innards were on fire with symptoms from a heretofore-unbeknownst-to-me antibiotic allergy that I had been fueling for going on three weeks. At least my shirt was pretty!